b. I invite him in for tea

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b. I invite him in for tea.

"Would you like to come in and have some tea and crumpets?" I say.

"You know, I'd love to. You make the tea; I'll make the crumpets. Gordon's famous Queen's Crumpets."

Half-way through the powdering, an intense but innocent food-fight breaks out in the kitchen of my friend with the tiled living room floor. Cyndi Lauper doesn't join in. She just sings and dances her little heart out. Modern-day Cyndi Lauper, too.

THE END.

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